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DJ29 I figured it out KBRN K Brown from Browntown right here on Spring between Seventh and Eighth broadcasting live from the Century Antenna We'd like to thank Doreens Licuados for hooking us up with some fresh juicy juice The Deaf Hearer I woke up to a summer song it was just another day in Browntown Thunderbus under my window all night yeah sometimes itŐs a sad sound Bears on my left Artcloud on my right If you got passion for fashion you can cash in on me and I'll hook ya up If you're too clever for forever leave your freak at the door and we'll hook ya up Come on hook ya on up Uh oh hook ya on up I woke up to my summer song feeling like a lost and found Sunravers at Tekno club are so convinced they's the underground Cracks on Main Junks on Spring If you've been praying for rhyme we could rock a little scrabble we could hook it up And if you must hustle flowers keep on hustling me could ya hook me up Come on hook ya on up Hook ya up with a little more love DJ29 And Monroe not a lot goin' on here Oh I wanna also send a special shout out to 716 swap meet El Centro Anyway back to more music hope you all Oh we just got a Poetry Fax in here we go In columns of this way not that I write this open letter Everyone would like probably say dude why donŐt you type Quick quick get it out and over with On Eleventh and B I saw a famous star buying cigarettes He was incredible and hulky as he passed by the are you from texas flyers In slolems and slouches pickpocket pouches I write this open letter All the everyones are seething DJ 835 Hey we just got this crazy report here of this party goin' down where people are actually kickin it Come on down this is the announcement from your local radio affiliate KCLD Klaus I donŐt like parties I never go When they invite me I stay home In the elevator I saw a sign it said Artrock Freakout tonight at 725 I heard their clamor and their glamour too It followed me around I followed it too I saw your body standing there Doing strange dances in the video stairs I had never kicked it so to speak But when I kicked it with you I felt weak I like to kickit when I kickit with you Something I forgot to say I'm poor in more than spirit I like to kickit when I kickit with you In my old country I was a holyman Now I'm poor in more than spirit One day I mourned a cherub And she mourned me back Now I'm poor in more than spirit I came here for my Art I'm in the Artcloud Army ten years now I never kicked it on disco street Ahead of my time behind the beat DJ29 Oh it's crazy down here the Bears are rebelling They are getting in line to march They say there is going to be . The streets of Browntown USA We had heard earlier that we would get to speak with the bear Fats Junior He is quite the bear in the organization of the Bears And as you know Fats Junior took over as his father Fats left the throne empty For young Fats Junior to take over and apparently Fats Junior is quite the rebellious one And is organizing this Bears march Apparently some derogatory remarks within the KCLD organization Those guys up there in their Artcloud said something derogatory to the working Bears The Bears are very upset I believe they are going to be marching down the streets of Browntown any minute now we see their Bearcars and their Bearcycles everywhere but we donŐt see any Bears they possibly are in their underground location possibly the parking garage we have heard rumors of Seventh and Spring being the place where the bears tend to congregate so lets go to the street to see if we can get .yes Ramon have you heard of the Bear Rebellion? there's supposed to be a Bears march DJ835 Hey there's a report of all these birds fighting over the same piece of bread at the tree right in front of the Century there are four birds one of them thought it was all theirs then the three more came now they're all fighting over the same piece of bread at the roots of the tree in front of Century signing off DJ29 there's a little bird in the bus lane and he doesnŐt know that the bus comes the opposite way down the one way street ah good mamabird just came and pushed little babybird away thatŐs the traffic report and thatŐs the news DJ835 there's a fight going on down here something's happening looks like the Doorman's got it Mr..Strongarm yo we need some peace brother some peace hey hey yo hey hey back to you DJ29 oh we see things are changing a little bit here we've got the Artcloud Army marching the Artcloud army members of the Browntown arts organizations all the bohemians and the miscreants and misanthropes and musicians those musician types have apparently joined in with the Artcloud army as well they very rarely come down from their Artcloud so it is quite an astounding sight to see so many derelicts gathered under one banner that being the Artcloud Army banner they seem to have been tuned in to this bear march and I believe the Artcloud Army is going to try to stop this Bear March Gronkie we can lie lie when we want want cause this Artcloud's the authority we can stroll stroll rock the MOCA we can deface Willbear De Kooning we can floss floss in our flipflops while the cumbia rubadub starts to swing we're the Artcloud Army we can dance dance all we want but we donŐt want no Bears round here we donŐt squeeze no Honeybears we think them quite queer we can double click click on our human computers by now it should be clear we're the Artcloud Army we can witness IDM we can preach Heckno Tekno we donŐt like parties we stay at home and frown we can break break any rhyme while we get away with four dollar coffee we're the Artcloud Army we can drop silly E while we sip Price Club horchata spiked with rums we can interview wanna be downtrodden poor actors in the slums we can plug artstars and coup d'etat Latino Urban Forums we're the Artcloud Army we're a Browntown it's our town town and decimos que bad rhymes come from Bears we donŐt know paws and claws on our museum stairs we can rock rock at the artdock with General Olivia Norte we're the Artcloud Army ok hey ho hey ho DJ29 Oh we just got a Poetry Fax in thank you very much everyone this one reads Dear Remains Nameless I know you belong here but now is not our time we must both let go thatŐs from Rose of Sharon how nice all the way from I didnŐt know you guys could pick us up over there in 323 land so I'm glad to know our signal gets down there so thank you Rose of Sharon for that lovely cryptic bit of poetry and let me sort through these things while I was turning over that last record I think a few more things came in this one reads mister DJ835 ..they look like Beardrums from here and they are pounding on them furiously and at the front in his little blue shirt is Fats Junior and lets see what happens this is incredible they are marching..they are still marching heading south and they ..lemme think if I could count I would give you a more accurate number why donŐt we go back to you at the studio and see if we could have a little music to soothe us while we count the Bears DJ29 We have just been informed that our interview request for Fats Junior has been denied Fats Junior will not be speaking to KBRN or any members of the local press or media thatŐs all we can say his handlers and friends and supporters are standing by in this difficult time and back to you thank you DJ835 Oh Roadbear is here and Roadbear has been stationed out in Montana and now he's down here in Browntown I guess he escaped in a minivan somehow DJ29 Here comes Kwala we can see Kwala he is clinging to a flag a flagpole he is clinging at it like a koala bear you know clinging to trees I guess thatŐs his nature I suppose thatŐs why they asked Kwala to be the Flagbear today but he is clutching that little bear banner and it is quite the flag Kwala is..no Kwala we've just been informed will not speak to KBRN so sorry we are not having any luck with getting any statement from the Bears but we are right down here covering it you can hear their drums you can hear their drums they are marching it's the Bears March everyone so back to you DJ835 Yes we're here with Agnes Agnes what do you think about the Bear March the Bears March Can you tell me what you think about the Bears March? Agnes Uh um . DJ835 What did you see? Agnes I saw Bear marching..lots of Bears marching and thatŐs all I saw thank you DJ835 Did you see any black black Bears or brown Bears was there both white Bears or were they all colors of Bears? Agnes They were brown DJ835 Mainly brown you didn't see a yellow Bear with a blue shirt on? Agnes I haven't I was looking for one but I couldn't find one DJ835 What about a black and white Bear or a panda Bear? Agnes No they weren't there either DJ835 Was there a koala Bear clutching a flag? Agnes No no DJ835 Ok well everyone's seeing a little something different down here in Browntown I'd like to thank Agnes Galecka Major Galecka in the Browntown army for giving your report thank you very much could you say one thing for me? Agnes Sure DJ835 Could you say wicked and whisper it? Agnes Wicked DJ835 Could you do it one more time? Agnes Wicked DJ835 Ok could you say it one more time not such a whisper a little bit louder? Agnes Wicked DJ835 Thank you very much bye bye Fats Junior My name is Fats Junior I wear a blue guayabeara over my fur Platicando con Luis when the Artcloud police Knocked us over the head the rest is all a blur Bears March Larry My name is Larry I'm a panda Bear can't you see I sew for no applause With my paws and my claws Till the Artcloud Army harasses me They're very mean The meanest army Bears have ever seen Bears March Fats My name is Fats The Bear Things used to be peaceful around here Till my angry young son Started hanging out at Libros Revolucion Then his Beareyes filled with tears Then Whisperbear whispered in his ears Don't be a Crybear Bears March Roadbear My name is Roadbear you see It's hard to be a Bear like me If you mistake me for a boy I'll transfix you into my toy And you'll say oh dread oh dream, I'm so clever undercover in the arms of Bears March Danny My name is Danny The Donkey I'm the sworn enemy of Gronkie While his limo's on Rodeo I will poison his fideo He'll be face down in his flour tortilla crumbs While I'm playing my drums Come getcha somes Bears March Bears everywhere DJ29 I would like to take this time to endorse a few of the licuados and Juicemen on the street On our main drag here the main strip of town we have three and one is a dollar ninety five One is two dollars even and the other one changes every time you go last time they charged me a buck fifty this time they charged me two dollars and five cents for some reason anyway so thatŐs my hearty endorsement for liquid refreshments of the citrus or carrot species..back to you DJ835 Yes we are here from Cannibal Flower at 835 there is a jive gentleman here who is claiming to be the grandson of Leroy Jones..Leroy Jones grandson would you care to say a few words concerning the Artcloud Army Rebellion which the Bears March is very upset that they are not named they are not the namesake of the rebellion they feel it should be called the bears march apparently the Artcloud Army has better silk screening capabilities and has made for their rebellion already and it is already being referred to down here in Browntown as the Artcloud Army Rebellion..but sir..son of grandson of Leroy Jones do you have any comment on these proceedings taking place down here in KBRN listener territory? Grandson of Leroy Jones No I don't have any comment I'm just here for the five dollar instant art because..I for one came down from the Artcloud years ago and I'm on the Bears side and I'll be rocking along to track number..lemme see what track number is the bears march coming up..hmm.bears march will be six..track number six will be for the Bears March so that's the song that I'm gonna be skipping on my walkman toward the Artcloud Army Rebellion that's track number nine I think that'll be on my.. I'll send it out to the cyber nether world..anyway..but yeah that's my comment as the grandson of Leroy Jones thank you Beary much The Deaf Hearer Um alright its everybody's dancefloor tonight Um alright its everybody's dancefloor tonight Everybody everywhere loves a summer song Yeah it's everybody's dancefloor tonight If you can feel the breeze Throw your hands up please Yeah it's everybody's dancefloor tonight Rub your fur Click your claws Clap your hands Snap your paws It's everybody's dancefloor tonight Freaks aloud Freaks allowed Alright it's everybody's dancefloor tonight Um alright it's everybody's dancefloor tonight Honeybear strolled in with her possee Everybody's dancefloor tonight Brian and Jerry was eatin' peanuts and cheese Everybody's dancefloor tonight The Prof and the Puzzlah they was out on the floor Brother Jand Ivo skank it upright Even Rose of Sharon was doin' the butt with Dorothy Everybody's dancefloor tonight Um alright Freaks allowed Um alright So deep in the hood we gotta save our own souls Yeah its everybody's dancefloor tonight Cause the engines still rockin and the motor still rolls Yeah its everybody's dancefloor tonight Jonathan Gill was swayin' to Eleven Eight DJ29 the Artcloud Army is staging a rebellion as you have heard and I have access onto ..into their main headquarters and sources are telling me that the selfsame headquarters of the Artcloud Army happen to be hq for the Bears March I donŐt know how many Bears are aware of the Artcloud Army presence here in this building I'm in their elevator right now and but we have been told to kinda keep it quiet as not to stir up any ill feelings or badvibes . DJ835 ahh reporting again from deep within the walls of the underground lair of Bear ha ha yes I laugh I am a journalist I am a reporter but I love a good rhyme we are peeking in quietly or I was trying to be quiet until I was overwhelmed by my sense of the clever..i can see from here the Bears huddled around and electric heater that Officer Danky left behind and it is the only source of warmth for these Bears and they gather in to listen to this strange guitar music..they say that it brings them comfort and brings out their true bear nature it is an odd music but they seem to derive strength from this DJ29 this just in we have been hearing rumblings down here in the Coven of Bears that Honeybear yes thatŐs right the famous Honeybear has joined the bears march.. more details on that later the entertainment industry in Brownrown is speechless..for such a famous Bear to be involved so diametrically opposed to the Artcloud DJ835 where there is supposed to be..at the Century Antenna..just talk to the Doorman..he'll sell you some ferns and he'll also hook ya up with a Bearseye view of the altercation about to take place between the Bears March and the Artcloud Army back to you DJ29 yes we are approaching the headquarters for the Artcloud Army and we are trying to see if we can get any information here oh me brotha sure I'd love some coffee..excuse me could you tell me what you think about this Bears March as the leader of the Artcloud Army? Gronkie oh no I am just making coffee I'm just the coffee man DJ29 you heard it here on KBRN..thank you signing off Kwala and Roadbear We are Bears Honeybear and Sleepybear Bears say prayers Fats and Robearto Cause woe is everywhere Kwala and Roadbear Especially in Browntown Petra and Opia The streets are so down Larry and Danny ItŐs a gloomful sound Kwala and Roadbear Huddled round our fire Honeybear and Sleepybear We Bears are so tired Fats We're Bears for hire Kwala and Roadbear We're strong workers Petra and Opia We have paws and claws Larry and Danny We sew all day long Kwala In the sweatlofts Honeybear We sew flipflops Robearto A Bears work never stops Kwala and Roadbear There's an Artcloud Honeybear and Sleepybear About to rain down Fats and Robearto All over Browntown Larry and Danny We have nothing Petra and Opia Except for our paws and claws Kwala and Roadbear But thatŐs enough for us Fats and Robearto We hear the cumbia Honeybear and Seepybear From the swapmeet Larry and Danny Cumbia morning Kwala and Roadbear It wakes us up Petra and Opia Gets us dancing Fats and Robearto Starts us singing Larry and Danny We're not Crybears Honeybear and Sleepybear We're alive Bears Kwala and Roadbear Bears brown everywhere Ramon Armies march in ItŐs the nowsound of the Browntown whoa oh Armies march in Its 's the rocksteady thunder of the Artcloud whoa oh Here the armies marching All the Bears everywhere are getttin' scared whoa oh Here the armies marching We don't want no Bears around Browntown uh oh My name is Ramon and I'm Subcomandante of the Artcloud whoa oh I'm so sick to death of these Bears they're a buncha nutbaskets whoa oh The word down at Libros 'Lucion is there's gonna be rebellion whoa oh Fats Junior is their leader and he's got a Bear Army whoa oh He walks around in his blue guayabeara like he owns the joint whoa oh He can sew all day but at night he better watch his Bearback whoa oh General Olivia Norte My name is General Olivia Norte and I'm stationed down at MOCA whoa oh behind the Rothkos and the Gorkys is where I stash our Artweapons whoa oh at the artdocks midnight o clock is where we will gather whoa oh when I give the word all the Artclouds gonna reign terror on the Bears Gronkie Armies march in . We spied Honeybear and Panda sharing mango pepino at the bookstore whoa oh They spoke in code and they whispered in their crazy Bear language whoa oh They don't speak Art so we've banned them from all our museums in Browntown They rave at Beartekno every Friday and they do their Beardances whoa oh At the sweatlofts they don't show no love for their Artcloud jefes They think they're tough but pretty soon they're gonna be a buncha Crybears whoa oh Here the armies marching it's the nowsound of the Browntown DJ29 ..especially out to Martin over there.. and I can see Deardens ..is still.. their light is illuminated ..anyway back to more music I hope y'all ..oh we just got a Poetry Fax in The Deaf Hearer Sisters why we fight? Brothers time for change! Mammies laddies lassies daddies Ain't someone gonna sway and check out nuestra peoples dancefloor heart? Check us on Radar Frontera Look up look loud! Look up look around! Peoples been askin' around You wanted it? You gotted it! So whatcha gonna do with it now? Check us on Radar Frontera DJ29 ..on now to the true point of said song comes to light a literary tributary to a puzzlin' gazed upon maze must fill the page must drown this page in pedantic blood cherry flavored squeezables for upchucks and throwups all this meaning singer songwriter glossolalia too much me me me meaning if I may kick my particular brand of nonsense it is surely my fear and duty while I am free I am about to go over to Satan's team I'm about to cash Beeulzabubba's check The Deaf Hearer Sisters why we fight? DJ29 summer makes the lightskin brown summer also makes the brownskin just a little more brown summer makes the blackskin tan black and tan shoobey doobey whoa The Deaf Hearer Sisters why we fight? . DJ 835 These peoples use air KBRN Browntown the voice of Century Antenna everything brown brown DJ29 ..the Bears are still gathered it's three forty a.m .the Bears are gathered downstairs around the electric fire that Officer Danky left behind and Lieutenant Ensign was kind enough to lend to their cause they're huddling around this warmth this nest is all they have as they pray for peace they don't want to have to march tomorrow but they may be their only recourse. they are singing peace to the road spirit to the street Bear Chorus Peace to the road Spirit to the street Bring your peace to the road Spirit to the street |