Also known as "Miracle Twang", "Twang With Minoxodyl", "Kool and the Twang", "Indiana Twang and the Temple of Boom", "Twang, You Know, For Kids", "Twang Can Kill You", "I'm Too Twangy For Your Cat", "Can't Get Enough Of Your Twang", "Still Twangy After All These Years".

You're No Good To Me
Big Bacon Classic
Counselor Troi
She Sleeps In Her Jeans
Science
Endlessly
Latest Pagan Sensation
Tired Of Waiting
You Scare Me
Swimming

You're No Good To Me
I live in question and I work in fear
And I plan on moving to your hemisphere
To your sacred city, to your happy home
Eat off plastic and drink from styrofoam

You're no good to me now
But I love you anyway
?I do, baby ray?
(x2)

I bribed the mayor and I bribed the priest
And I tried to bribe you out of bribing me
We got seven new sins on the drawing board
Better check your handbook before you praise the lord

You're no good to me now
But I love you anyway
?I do, baby ray?
(x2)

What are you waiting for? (repeat)
Don't you know, you're no good to me now
But I love you anyway
?I do, baby ray?
(x2)



Big Bacon Classic
He used to be a drummer but now he's just a cook
In a vegetarian hangout
He used to bang out little rhythms on his drumkit
His boss is beautiful
He takes tofu out of the freezer
He does anything to appease her

My buddy Freddie wears a coat in summer
To hide up his tattoos
Ideologies of women in bands 
He used to listen to
That girl is half his age and she's beautiful
Takes tofu out of the freezer
He does anything, anything to appease her
Oh oh oh, ah oh ah oh

He used to be a drummer but now he's just a cook
He's in a vegetarian hangout
He used to bang out little rhythms on his drumkit
His boss is beautiful
But he smokes crack and chews Bubblelicious
While he scrubs the dishes, yeah yeah yeah

He used to be a drummer but now he's just a cook
He's in a vegetarian hangout
He used to bang out little rhythms on his drumkit
His boss is beautiful
Takes tofu out of the freezer
He does anything, anything to appease her
To appease her, yeah yeah yeah yeah



Counselor Troi
Counselor Troi, Counselor Troi, Counselor Troi
Why you wanna be so coy?
I wanna be your boy toy

EveryÊnight, 10 o'clock, it's on Fox 42
Got aÊspecial stardate, just me and you
???????????????
?????????? such a dork,
Let's me and you engage

Counselor Troi, Counselor Troi, Counselor Troi
Why you wanna be so coy?
I wanna be your boy toy
Counselor Troi, Counselor Troi, Counselor Troi
Why you wanna hang out with Roy?

?????????? that special comrodery (sp?)
You can rock my world, uh, telepathically
Just me and you together on our own love trek
If you want to get kinky we can use the Holodeck
Counselor Troi, oh
Make it so, want to spin in the captain's chair?

Counselor Troi, Counselor Troi, Counselor Troi
Why you wanna be so coy?
I wanna be your boy toy
Counselor Troi, Counselor Troi, Counselor Troi
?????????????????



She Sleeps In Her Jeans
No one's at her side
Her smile is four feet wide
I've seen her sitting on her knees
Outside the bakery

No need to trust no one
And break that lovely sun
She don't even trust her dreams
She sleeps in her jeans

In the dark, inside the glow
In the light of night
In the pools of your eyes
I could float all day

But there's a lock in your look
There's a glare in your glance
There's a certain push in your pulls

Good girl don't you let that man
Twist your arm just to hold your hand
I see you counting every drag you take
On your smoking break

No need for talking now
And break that lovely vow
She don't even trust her dreams
She sleeps in her jeans

In the glow, inside the dark
In the light of night
In the pools of your eyes
I could float all day

But there's a lock in your look
There's a glare in your glance
There's a certain push in your pulls

In the glow of the dark
In the light of night
In the pools of your eyes
I could float all day

But there's a lock in your look
And there's a glare in your glance
And there's a certain push in your pulls

In the doors above your cheekbones
I can float all day, yeah



Science
I'm not trying to be a certain way
It's just me, little ol' me
Sickle-cell psycho hoodlum
No, you can't let it get in your way

I'm not dumb, I'm just guessin'
My reality needs no testin', yeah yeah

I don't need your defiance
Or a lecture on your reliance
You know I got you down to a science, baby

Feel alone in the neighborhood
It's just me, little ol' me
Whipper-snapper, wanna-be a smart-ass kid
????????????????? up to no good

I'm not drunk, I'm just drinkin'
I don't vote, it's easier than thinkin'
I don't need your defiance
Or a lecture on your reliance
You know, I got you down to a science, baby

El Hefe!

????????????????????
It's just me, little ol' me
The innocent smile got slapped away
Now I'm just another kid on the streets

I'm not dumb, I'm just guessin'
My reality needs no testin', but

I don't need your defiance
Or a lecture on your reliance
You know I got you down to a science, baby



Endlessly
When you hear midnight sounds
And there's no one else around
Baby, it's not a ghost or a thief
All those things that your hear
Shouldn't bring you any fear
It's just me calling you endlessly

When your windowsill is wet
And you wake up in a sweat
But there's blue skies as far as you can see
The only stormy weather near
Was the driptap of my fear
It's just me missing you endlessly

Endlessly until the end of time
Endlessly you said that you were mine
But you're gone, and what hurts most is so painfully true
It will only be only me loving you endlessly

I was hanging up some flyers
Watching by some passer-by-ers
When I thought of this song to sing to you
You were at home alone
Watching Arsenio
But were you missing me endlessly?

Endlessly you said that you were mine
Endlessly until the end of time
But you're gone, and what hurts most is so painfully true
It will only be always me loving you endlessly



Latest Pagan Sensation
The world's not in pieces we can pick up
The reality near your constellation
Ghost dance to the latest pagan sensation
?????????????????????????????
The reality near your constellation
Ghost dance to the latest pagan sensation

When they don't answer it probably means no
Maybe we should go, go
The reality near your constellation
Ghost dance to the latest pagan sensation

While the armies bled over emancipation
The ghost dance to the latest pagan sensation

The world's not in pieces we can pick up
The reality near your constellation
Ghost dance to the latest pagan sensation

We're not on their side, they're our enemies
Our flesh and blood
The reality near your constellation
Ghost dance to the latest pagan sensation

While the armies bled over emancipation
The ghost dance to the latest pagan sensation



Tired Of Waiting
I'm so tired of waiting
So tired of waiting for you
I've been ready for hours
I got all dressed up for you
My new clothes are all wrinkled
Pacing, waiting for you
Now oh, I only wait here
For, oh somebody new

I'm so tired of waiting
So tired of waiting for you
I'm so tired of waiting
So tired of waiting for you
All my prayers go unanswered
Can't you go any faster?
Now oh, I only wait here
For oh, somebody new

I won't be waiting for you (x2)



You Scare Me
My lips love the life that you breathe into me
The peace in the ???
Why do I feel afraid the minute that we feel the thrill?
I just like you too much and you scare me

What'll it take to break your heart?
What'll it take to break your heart, again?
Your heart, again?

I'm second-guessing all my first impressions
'Cause it's too good, too soon, and you scare me

And my first love's the blood that you bleed into me
Will you ever hold me again in your 
When I can't find your name and the swell in my heart 
Is going down with a touch 'cause you scare me

What'll it take to break your heart?
What'll it take to break your heart, again?

I'm second-guessing all my first impressions
'Cause it's too good, too soon, and you scare me

What'll it take to break your heart?
What'll it take to break your heart, again?
Your heart, again?



Swimming
Swimming in yourself
You can drown all you want
Talking to yourself
You can lie all you want
Oh, don't you, you need, you want love?
I say what was that you said?

Laughing at yourself
You can cry all you want
Running from yourself
You can walk as slow as you want
Oh, don't you, you need, you want love?
You need, you want love?
I say what was that you said?

You need, you want love?
You need, you want love?
I say what was that you said?



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